Monday, February 17, 2020

Book Review


The Awful Truth about the Sushing Prize by Marco Ocram (a.k.a. Denis Shaughnessy) is a brilliantly-written crime thriller, “a light spoof,” parodizing not only literary works but also the writing process itself. Ocram writes the first thing that pops into his head and doesn't go back to revise anything he's written – “what was written was written.” This gets him stuck in strange situations, both in writing and in the story, and forces him to use “ludicrous plot twists whenever it suits him” to get himself out of a jam. In the words of Professor Sushing, “This so-called novel is the final gruesome development of Ocram's warped philosophy of literature. It is no less than a catalogue of bizarre and improbable twists from start to end.”

Marco Ocram isn't just the author of The Awful Truth about the Sushing Prize; he is also the narrator of the story as well as the fictional author of The Awful Truth about the Herbert Quarry Affair, “the world's fastest-selling book,” making him a “literary mega-star.” Ocram, who wears his “anorak” and his Rolex watch with his mom's face on the dial, is obsessed with his black Range Rover with tinted windows. He and his friend, Como Galahad, the Chief of Police of Clarkesville County, fight crime – and Marco writes about it. He is writing his book and sharing the process of writing with the reader: metacognitive story-telling. “I wondered if I was […] committing some enormous literary gaffe.” He does whatever he wants with his writing style, switching to movie-script mode to make writing a dialogue easier and changing to present tense to describe an action-packed scene, all the while alerting the reader of the changes. Ocram writes what he knows and lets the reader fill in the blanks when he doesn't. “[...] ignorance had never stopped me from writing about boring things, and I wasn't going to let it now.”

Those with a sense of humor will thoroughly enjoy the book. It's different, original, absurd, entertaining, ridiculous, and hilarious, all at the same time. I loved it. I found myself laughing out loud at various descriptions and situations throughout the book. I highly recommend it. I give it five stars because that's the maximum allowed. I finished this book and immediately bought the author's next book. I'm officially “Ocramized.”

Friday, February 14, 2020

Valentine's Day


Today, my cardinals came back after their long absence. Well, they're not really mine, but they do come visit me every year, hang out in the cedar tree right outside my window, and expect fresh sunflower seeds from me, so I feel I have the right to get a little possessive. I was so excited to see them and felt like they were my Valentine's Day present from the universe. So maybe I celebrate Valentine's Day in my own weird way and get excited over things that don't matter to most people. This is not new.

I've always been weird... and, about this particular day of the year, I noticed I was different many years ago when I went to the store on Valentine's Day to buy beef liver to make my dogs a special dinner. While I was standing in line at the cash register, I noticed everyone before me and after me was holding flowers and a box of chocolate, and there I was holding beef liver. To each his own.

Today, I went and got sunflower seeds to welcome the birds. I also got peanut butter, oatmeal, and honey to make the pups one of their favorite treats. Can you guess the shape of their treats?




Monday, February 10, 2020

Book Review

The Power of Fear by Chad Harp

The author discusses the concepts of family, friendship, love, privilege, and addiction in The Power of Fear, which could be called a novel, a play, or even a film script, since almost all of the book is dialogue.

As various aspects of the life and the character traits of Seth Hoover are revealed, the reader enters the world of introspection and explores the ideas of mind control, courage, survival, and solitude to overcome fear,... the same fear which makes most of us go through life doing what we "should do" and what we're "supposed to do" and what we have to do, but not what we really want to do.

This book is a thought-provoking instrument stimulating self-exploration and encouraging liberation from societal brainwashing and its impacts on life.